| 1. doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha |
| raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. |
| doctor .....acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz |
ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga. |
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| 2. hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha. |
| angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain'urdu wale urdu main'farsi |
| wale farsi main.magar ap hamare sath hasab main baat kune nahi |
| karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen panch(3,5) mat karo or no |
do gyara ho jao. |
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| 3. bab:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo |
| kono main pehl jaye gi.beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol |
| hay |